"skyping" my girlfriend aka watching her watch a dude play with a barbie easy bake oven on youtube
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"skyping" my girlfriend aka watching her watch a dude play with a barbie easy bake oven on youtube

zaynydays:

8.19.2014
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sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

alltimejackalow:

You can’t tell me “Seven Things” by Miley Cyrus about Nick Jonas wasn’t the holy grail of shade to your childhood. 16 year old Miley was breaking a guitar hero guitar, having close ups of her fiddling with his diabetes necklace, and scribbling out faces of Nick in photos of her and him all throughout that video. Disney Channel was a wild ride when Niley broke up.

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

Chicago, 30/08. +/+

30.08.14

if look chill and like the coolest bitch you know it’s because i am
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if look chill and like the coolest bitch you know it’s because i am

femalefederals:

"if she didn’t want those nudes released, she wouldn’t have taken them"

so I guess you wouldn’t mind all your friends and family seeing your smutty fanfictions and filthy text posts since you wouldn’t have made them if you didn’t want anyone to see them

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intrauterine:

"Depression is such a cruel punishment. There are no fevers, no rashes, no blood tests to send people scurrying in concern. Just the slow erosion of the self, as insidious as any cancer. And, like cancer, it is essentially a solitary experience. A room in hell with only your name on the door."

al-grave:

Baby hippos are the best

al-grave:

Baby hippos are the best

mzescelebs:

Ed Sheeran
mzescelebs - man